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Tutteji is Back and the Future Looks Bright

Posted by Glenn Wallis on January 31, 2016

TuttejiIs there hope after all? If you are as excited as I am about Tutteji’s re-emergence from his dark night of transintegral metemschizoidseelewanderung in the cosmic markets (or wherever the hell he’s been), then please remember to donate to the Tutteji Gratitude Fund. I hope you’ll all join me in a hearty long live the Wachmeister, master of brainwaves and market fluctuations! God and Ken Wilber know we need him!

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Over the past couple of years there has been a tremendous outpouring of compassion, concern and curiosity from the Transintegral™ community regarding its founder and main teacher, Tutteji Wachtmeister. As we all know, Tutteji entered a solitary, personal retreat in early 2014, and for the past couple of years the beloved guide, considered by many as “the smartest guru alive” and “the thinking man’s Ken Wilber”, has not given any public teachings.

Until now.

We are incredibly excited to announce that Tutteji Dai Osho is back and has resumed leadership of the Transintegral Zen™ Sangha and the entire Transintegral community. At his side is an extremely talented, vibrant community of newly transmitted Dharma teachers and we can expect a virtual avalanche of updated, fun and profitable teachings right from the frothy frontlines of cutting-edge spiritual evolution.

trixie During a private sesshin in Las Vegas, I decided to give Dharma transmission to…

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6 Responses to “Tutteji is Back and the Future Looks Bright”

  1. Mal Smith (aka William Shardlow) said

    I wondered what Boris Johnson would do when he was no longer Mayor of London.

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/15/boris-johnson-knocks-over-10-year-old-boy-during-rugby-game-in-japan

  2. fionnchu said

    How much longer before Trixie joins the Core Faculty?

  3. Ananda said

    The Master is back. I feel like buying some prefered stock for your benefit, welfare and happiness of course !

    May all beings receive qualified dividends.

  4. Ananda, it seems to me it would be logical to buy some defense stock. We have to defend the market. Also one has to think about Trump. Isn’t he a hero in Tutte’s sense?: Rich, outspoken, dependent on nothing but his own wealth. Isn’t Tutte, Trump and a Sidewinder the perfect combination?

  5. Armando Furioso said

    Narcissistic bullshit sold to children with no real-world lives.

  6. Spoken like a true Armando Furioso!

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